This morning I learned the hard way:
It’s important to lock your crate at night
This morning I woke up to the smell of poo.
I walked downstairs and the smell was worse. Much worse. And then, I saw it.
You pooed in the kitchen.
Ok, this would have been manageable. The kitchen is tile. Wipes easily.
But then I saw tracks. Poo tracks. Roomba poo tracks. And a dead Roomba.
The Roomba choked and died on your poo.
Words cannot describe…so here’s a gross picture:
I don’t know how I didn’t barf.
I tried to save you, Roomba. But…there was just no way.
Floor mats, I shall miss you as well.
Fun fact, after all was said and done, Charlie decides to tell me that he fed you a bunch of watermelon. Without removing the seeds.
And watermelon is known to give dogs diarrhea. Thanks, Charlie.
And thanks, pup.