I have to say, I have been pleasantly surprised by how “easy” it’s been to train and take care of you. As a first time dog owner whose knowledge of owning a dog was limited to other people’s experience and (horror) stories, I was anxiously preparing for the house to take a beating: poo, pee, and chewed up everything.
But the list of damages has been pretty small so far:
- That time you left me a present upstairs
- When you tore up you puppy pads
- That time you peed
- That other time you peed
- That time you chewed up your harness at DogVacay
- When your poop killed the Roomba
And now that you’re older, I thought we were out of the woods. You’re a whole year old now.
And then I came home to this:
I can’t even…WHAT?! What even happened here? Were you trying to dig your way through the floorboards?